Thursday, 6 January 2011

Collective Nouns (Animals)

Noun Collective Noun

Antelopes Herd
Asses Pace, Drove, Herd
Baboons Flange, Troop
Bears Sloth, Sleuth
Boars Sounder, Herd
Buffalo Herd
Camels Flock
Cats Cluster, Glaring
Cattle Herd, Drove
Colts Rake, Rag
Deer Herd, Leash. Parcel
Dogs Pack, Kennel
Dolphins Pod, Flock
Donkeys Herd, Drove
Elephants Herd
Elk Gang
Foxes Skulk, Lead, Leash
Giraffes Tower, Corps
Goats Trip, Flock, Herd, Tribe
Gorillas Band
Hamsters Horde
Hedgehogs Prickle, Array
Hogs Drift
Horses Drove, Harass, Herd, Stable, Team
Hounds Pack, Mute
Kangaroos Mob
Lions Pride, Sault, Sowse, Troop
Moles Labour, Company, Movement
Monkeys Troop,Tribe, Mission
Mice Nest
Otters Family, Bevy
Oxen Team, Yoke, Span
Pigs Drove, Herd, Sounder
Rabbits Colony, Bury, Nest
Rats Colony
Rhinoceroses Crash
Seals Colony, Harem, Herd, Pod, Spring
Sheep Flock, Drove, Fold
Squirrels Dray
Swine Sounder
Tigers Streak, Ambush
Unicorns Marvel
Whales School, Herd, Pod
Wolves Pack
Zebra Dazzle, Zeal

Sunday, 11 April 2010

Saturday, 30 January 2010

English

  • There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
  • English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candles while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
  • Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
  • If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
  • One goose, two geese. So - one moose, two meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it and odd, or an end?
  • If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite a play and play a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
  • Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are the opposites?
  • You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm is going off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
  • That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Saturday, 17 October 2009